As we proceed to give you what you need... FINALLY, after months of
scouring the streets of Manhattan in search of a venue that would be
suitable for our weekly electro-house-madness, we've stumbled upon
the PERFECT nightclub. Decent sound system, reasonably priced
drinks, and the staff is COOL, no pretentious doorman, no pressure
to buy bottles, no bullshit!

I am very proud to present, our newest evil creation, a party made
for those who love music, dancing and partying until the break of
dawn... PRESENTING OUR NEW FRIDAY NIGHT PARTY, APTLY NAMED:

The Same Thing, But Different!

Yes, thats right, the party is called THE SAME THING, BUT
DIFFERENT!

This is just a PREVIEW party, a "soft opening" if you will. This FRIDAY
night we NEED your support! So throw on your your favorite zuba
pants, strap on your capezio wood bottom shoes, fire up the Iroc,
ITS PARTY TIME!

Oh yeah, every week my partner in crime ARA Soundsystem and I
will be throwing down the FRESHEST new house jams along with
WEEKLY SPECIAL GUESTS. All my DJ / Producer pals from over the
years will be spinning on the regular, so stay tuned for SICK guest DJ
lineups. ;-)

Now sing along with me to the sounds of one of the most dedicated
men in the entertainment industry, CAMEO:

Dah pretty ladies around the world,
Got a weird thing to show you,
So tell all the boys and girls.
Tell your brother, your sister, and mamma too
Cause they're about to go down and you'll know just what to do.

FREE TO GET IN, IF YOU'RE ON THE GUESTLIST! So all you have to
do is say to the doorman "i Love House music List" and you will get
in. Very easy. But I'm sure I'll get emails asking whats the deal with
the door because a few morons didn't read down this far. :-)

21+, with ID. Drink your face off, dance your ass off, leave with no
face or ass. Nice!

WERD UP,
Jewels Ferrante